Yellow vests crisis, close deadline for the European elections… The President of the Republic, Emmanuel Macron seems to need to relax. Very present now on the media scene, he was photographed with an e-cigarette in his hand. According to information presented by the newspaper The Fourbi Lozérois", The president would feel indebted to the industry of the vape and would be on the point of giving directives to make disappear the European regulation.
» NOTHING TO BEAT FROM EUROPE, TPD IS PERLIMPINPIN POWDER! «
Could not start the week better than this surprising news! Despite the many anti-vape speeches of his Minister of Health, Agnès Buzyn, the President of the French Republic has shown confidence in the future of e-cigarettes in the European Union.
Press adviser at the Élysée since the election of Emmanuel Macron, Sibeth Ndiaye entered government on Sunday. For her first intervention as a spokesperson, she highlights the state of health of the president:
« A few weeks ago, everyone felt he was tired and demoralized… We even suspected him of smoking cigarettes in secret with the other girl… Agnès Buzyn in his office! But recently he converted to vaping and everything is better! Manu even becomes boring… He spends his day doing tricks and even plans to register for competitions during his next trip to the United States."
During an interview with Emmanuel Macron by the newspaper " The Fourbi Lozérois He would have said, " Nothing to beat from Europe, the regulations, the TPD is perlimpinpin powder! Gneugneu (Agnès Buzyn seems to you) keeps telling me that there are no studies on vaping, that we will see in 30 years ... As a spiritual child of the eminent Herbert A. Gilbert, I can't let that kind of statement go by! It is time for France to change its health policy and I am even considering creating a ministry for risk reduction"
It is a real change that is emerging from the perspective of risk reduction in France! According to our information, seeing the President vaping, the Minister of the Interior, Christophe Castaner would have cracked in turn. His new set-up made by Tonfa Bluevape would include a tube mod designed in a 50% Titanium / 50% Kevlar blend and a competition dripper. Perfect for vaping and protecting yourself during law enforcement missions!
This humorous and sarcastic article is available for April 1st. It does not reflect reality at all. April Fool !
