Ua ntej peb ua vapers, peb feem ntau yog haus luam yeeb. Saib rov qab, tej zaum koj yuav luag ntxhi, tab sis nco ntsoov tej yam vwm uas koj yuav txaus siab ua rau luam yeeb. Kev quav yeeb quav tshuaj muaj zog heev uas peb tsis paub peb tus cwj pwm lawm. Nov yog 10 craziest yam koj yuav ua tau raws li ib tug neeg haus luam yeeb.
1) HNUB QUB KAJ NTUG THIAB SUNDAY GALLEY…
Peb txhua tus tau ntsib qhov ntawd! Kev sib ntsib ib yav tsaus ntuj lossis hnyav dua rau hnub Sunday thiab paub tias koj tsis muaj dab tsi los haus luam yeeb! Thiab tom qab ntawd peb pib nrhiav kev daws teeb meem... Hmo ntuj khw muag khoom noj, tuav, phooj ywg... Peb txawm pom peb tus kheej tuaj yeem taug kev ntau kaum mais ntawm lub sijhawm tsis yooj yim tsuas yog nrhiav tau luam yeeb! Xav txog nws, muaj ib yam dab tsi los luag rau ...
2) LUB NTIAJ TEB "STEAK", keeb kwm ntawm tsis poob ib qho tawg!
Yog vim li cas nkim lub crumb ntawm lub Library uas koj muaj thaum koj muaj peev xwm tso tawm koj "luam yeeb" los ntawm ua ib tug "steak" (los ntawm curtly nres lub combustion ntawm luam yeeb). Yog li es tsis txhob muab pov tseg peb cov luam yeeb, peb txiav lawv kom pom lawv dua tom qab, ua kom tsis txhob hnov qab tias qhov tsis hnov tsw phem ntawm cov luam yeeb txias txias (feem ntau muaj ntxhiab tsw ntawm cov zis). Ntau tus neeg haus luam yeeb ua li no txhawm rau txuag lawv cov luam yeeb, thaum koj xav txog tam sim no, peb tau qias neeg tiag tiag ...
3) Koj puas muaj tus luam yeeb? NO TSIS ZOO !!
thab thiab thab, xws li yog lub ntsiab lus ntawm tus neeg haus luam yeeb! Muaj cov uas siv lawv lub sijhawm thov hluav taws lossis luam yeeb thiab cov uas nkees ntawm kev muab ib nrab ntawm lawv cov pob khoom txhua hnub. Lub sijhawm no, thaum tus neeg haus luam yeeb hnov qhov mob, nws feem ntau tsis muaj kev txaj muag hauv kev quaj ntawm txhua tus neeg taug kev zoo li tus neeg quav yeeb tshuaj tab tom nrhiav tshuaj. Tsawg funny nws tuaj yeem xaus rau hauv kev ua phem... Tam sim no cov lus teb meej: "Kuv tsis muaj hluav taws tab sis kuv muaj roj teeb yog tias koj xav tau! »
4) YUAV UA LI CAS? IB ZAUG NTXIV LAWM TIAG TIAG!
Qee tus yuav xav tias nws, lwm tus yuav tsis, tab sis qhov tsis muaj nws yuav ua rau peb ua qee yam es ... xav tsis thoob... Thiab qhov phem tshaj plaws yog kab tias rov qab tau cov luam yeeb pob hauv qhov quav kom rov qab los. tseem haus luam yeeb thiaj li yuav yob ib luam yeeb tshiab. Kuv paub tseeb tias nrog hindsight, qhov no yuav ua rau ntau tus neeg luag thiab hais rau lawv tus kheej: "Yog.. Nws yog qhov tseeb tias kuv ua li ntawd ...". Peb yuav tsis tham txog qhov kawg, uas yuav tsuas yog khaws cov luam yeeb hauv txoj kev.
5) Thiab puas yog? Peb puas tuaj yeem haus luam yeeb thiab?
Tsis tas li ntawd nyob rau hauv "galley thiab tuam txhab" sau, peb pom ntau yam kev sim nrhiav kev hloov pauv rau luam yeeb. Nyob rau hauv daim ntawv teev cov musts, peb yuav pom Provencal tshuaj ntsuab, lavender (yuav tsum ceev faj, nws mob), thyme, quav nyab ... nplooj (saib daim duab)… Tab sis yuav ua li cas ruam peb tau nrog cov luam yeeb no!
6) Cov neeg siv khoom loj? Tsis yog… Kuv haus luam yeeb mus txog qhov lim!
Qhov no tsis yog rau txhua tus, tab sis muaj pes tsawg tus neeg koj tuaj yeem pom lawv cov luam yeeb rau lub lim kom paub tseeb tias tsis txhob poob lub puff. Txawm hais tias nws txhais tau tias hlawv koj cov ntiv tes… koj daim di ncauj… Nws tsis muaj teeb meem vim nws tsim nyog! Peb chim, kuv qhia koj!
7) TSIS TXAUS SIAB? PUAS TSEEM CEEB? Tsis muaj teeb meem!
Ib tug luam yeeb tawg? Peb mam muab pov tseg! Tab sis tsis muaj…. Tshwj xeeb tsis yog! Peb tau npaj ua txhua yam los kho nws, txawm tias los ntawm gluing nrog rau lwm cov nplooj ntawv los yog outright nrog daim kab xev rau kev ua phem tshaj plaws. Yog nws ntub? Nws tsis muaj teeb meem, peb qhuav nws txawm tias tom qab ntawd nws muaj xim tsis txaus ntseeg thiab ib qho kev qias neeg ntau dua. "Tsis txhob ntxhov siab" raws li ib tug kws qhia football tau hais.
8) LUB SUPERSTITIOUS CigaretTE! Nws yuav ua rau kuv muaj hmoo thiab lub neej ntev!
Sawv daws yeej paub lub tswvyim! Thawj luam yeeb nyob rau hauv pob ntawv yog tig dua thiab haus luam yeeb kawg. Leej twg tsis tau ua tus cwj pwm ruam no xav tias nws yuav ua rau nws muaj hmoo thiab kev zoo siab… Nws zoo nkaus li kev lom zem rau nws tus kheej thiab cia siab tias nws yuav pab tau peb hauv lub neej… Nws yog qhov vwm tiag tiag tab sis qhov tseem ceeb ntawm peb sab!
9) Kuv haus luam yeeb tab sis kuv tsis thab lwm tus!
Peb yuav tsum lees, ua neeg haus luam yeeb, peb tsis xav tias peb tau cuam tshuam cov neeg tsis haus luam yeeb nyob ib puag ncig peb. Thiab thaum peb tam sim no paub qhov tsis hnov tsw uas nws ua rau thiab nyob deb ntawm qhov uas nws xav .. Muaj yog vim li cas yuav tsum paub hais tias peb twb tsis ncaj ncees lawm! Thiab ua li cas txog luam yeeb hauv av, hauv txoj kev, ntawm ntug hiav txwv dej ... Txhua tus tuaj yeem hais qhov lawv xav tau, muaj 98% ntawm cov neeg haus luam yeeb uas tsis txaus siab rau cov pa phem lawv tuaj yeem ua rau ...
10) AMAZED NTAWM LUB TSHIAB POISONS NTAWM SAUM!
Zoo kawg! Ib pob tshiab uas qhib rau sab, nrog lub tab tshiab, clip-on mint pob, xim dub thiab vanilla qab qab! Leej twg tsis tau xav tsis thoob los ntawm cov khoom tshiab uas tsim kev puas tsuaj thiab ruam ruam uas tau muab los ntawm cov neeg haus luam yeeb. Nyias, ntev dua, dav dua… Nws tseem tu siab thaum lub ntsiab lus hais tias "zoo, peb yuav muab lub pob tshiab los tshuaj lom peb tus kheej me ntsis ntxiv nrog cov neeg ua haujlwm zoo nkauj! »
Nyob rau hauv luv luv, koj yuav tau to taub nws cov phooj ywg, peb tau npau taws tag nrho los coj cov kev coj ua thiab tus kheej kuv zoo siab heev uas xav rov qab mus rau lub sijhawm dhau los no los ntawm kev hais rau kuv tus kheej "Tab sis dab tsi tuaj yeem kuv tau quav thiab ruam ! ". Niaj hnub no peb yog vapers thiab nws zoo dua li ntawd!
