Vuto la ma vests achikasu, likuyandikira nthawi yomaliza ya zisankho za ku Europe ... Purezidenti wa Republic, Emmanuel Macron zikuwoneka kuti zikufunika kumasuka. Pakali pano akupezeka pawailesi yakanema, adajambulidwa ali ndi ndudu m'manja mwake. Malinga ndi zomwe nyuzipepalayi inanena Le Fourbi Lozérois"Purezidenti angamve kuti ali ndi ngongole pamakampani a vape ndipo akadakhala kuti apereka malangizo kuti malamulo aku Europe athetsedwe.
» PALIBE ZOMWE ZINGATHE KUCHOKERA KU ULAYA, TPD NDI PERLIMPINPIN POWDER! «
Sindinathe kuyamba sabata bwino kuposa ndi nkhani zodabwitsazi! Ngakhale amalankhula zambiri zotsutsana ndi mpweya wa Minister of Health, Agnes Buzyn, Purezidenti wa Republic of France adawonetsa chidaliro cha tsogolo la ndudu za e-fodya ku European Union.
Mlangizi wa atolankhani ku Élysée kuyambira chisankho cha Emmanuel Macron, Sibeth Ndiaye adalowa m'boma Lamlungu. Pakulowererapo kwake koyamba monga wolankhulira, akuwunikira zaumoyo wa Purezidenti:
« Masabata angapo apitawo, aliyense ankadzimva kuti watopa komanso wataya mtima… Amamukayikiranso kuti amasuta fodya mobisa ndi mtsikana winayo… Agnès Buzyn ali muofesi yake! Koma posachedwapa adasandulika kukhala vaping ndipo zonse zili bwino! Manu amakhala wotopetsa... Amathera tsiku lake akuchita zamatsenga ndipo amakonzekera kulembetsa nawo mpikisano paulendo wake wotsatira wopita ku United States.".
Poyankhulana ndi Emmanuel Macron ndi nyuzipepala " Le Fourbi Lozérois iye anati: Palibe chomenya kuchokera ku Europe, malamulo, TPD yakwiyitsidwa! Gneugneu (Agnès Buzyn akuwoneka) amandiuzabe kuti palibe maphunziro a vaping, omwe tidzawona m'zaka za 30 ... Monga mwana wauzimu wa Herbert A. Gilbert, sindingathe kulola mawu amtunduwu. kupita! Yakwana nthawi yoti France isinthe mfundo zake zaumoyo ndipo ndikuganiza zopanga unduna wochepetsera ngozi".
Uku ndikusintha kwenikweni komwe kukubwera kuchokera pakuchepetsa chiopsezo ku France! Malinga ndi chidziwitso chathu, powona Purezidenti akupuma, Unduna wa Zam'kati, Christopher Castaner zikadasweka motsatana. Kupanga kwake kwatsopano kopangidwa ndi Tonfa Bluevape zingaphatikizepo chubu yamakono yopangidwa mu 50% Titanium / 50% Kevlar osakaniza ndi dripper mpikisano. Zabwino kwambiri pakupumira ndikudziteteza panthawi yachitetezo chazamalamulo!
Nkhani yoseketsa komanso yoseketsayi iperekedwa pa Epulo 1. Sizikuwonetseratu zenizeni. April Fool!
