Masiku angapo apitawo, anzathu olemekezeka kwambiri kuchokera Topito adatisangalatsa potulutsa " Zifukwa 15 zapamwamba zodana ndi "osuta" e-fodya“. Tikufuna kuthokoza Jeannou, Honorary Topiteur, Katswiri wa Zapadera, Mtsogoleri wa
malangizo ndi dokotala honoris causa, chifukwa choyang'ana kalirole wa zoulutsira nkhani zodziwika bwino pa ... moyo wathu.
Kupatulapo chenicheni chakuti tinaseka kuŵerenga nkhani yabwino koposa imeneyi ndi kuti, mwa kuchita chilungamo moona mtima, nthaŵi zina tinkadzizindikira tokha m’mikhalidwe ina yotchulidwa, zinkawoneka kukhala zosayenera kwa ife kusabwezera. Muubwenzi wonse, inde ndikuyesera, ndi njira zathu zochepa zaubongo za ma vapers, kuti tikhalebe m'mawu odabwitsa omwewo.
BOOM… TOPITO YATHU YOPHUNZITSA 15 KUTI KO TOPITO!
Zingakhale zophweka kungokhala chete ndi izi " Top 15 "zoperekedwa ndi anzathu a comedians a" Topito“. Komabe tichita bwino kwambiri kuposa momwemo polankhula ndi chiwindi cha mdani wathu wamasiku ano. Gauntlet yaponyedwa pansi, kusankha zida ndi zathu ndipo yankho lathu ndi ili:
- Zifukwa 15 zapamwamba kuti musadane ndi odana ndi ndudu zamagetsi. -
1. Akunena zoona!
Ngati aliyense angakonde vaping, pangakhale chiwonjezeko chachikulu chakumwa zomwe zingayambitse kuchepa mwachangu ndipo sitingathenso kupeza zakumwa zathu zodula. sitiroberi/mbuzi tchizi, ma atomizer athu omwe timakonda omwe amawoneka ngati nyali mu Marshall amp ndi mabokosi athu omwe ali othandiza kwambiri pakachitika chiwonongeko cha ad hominem.
Chifukwa chake ndikofunikira kuti apitilize kudana nafe kuti titha kuyenda mwamtendere.
2. Ndi obiriwira!
Eh inde! Timagwiritsa ntchito mabatire a lithiamu-ion pazida zathu ndipo aliyense akudziwa kuti sizabwino padziko lapansi!
Chabwino, iwo ali ofanana ndendende ndi a Chitsanzo cha Tesla S koma Hei, kumeneko, ndi zachilengedwe, sizili zofanana konse! Ndiyeno, ndi mabatire a galimoto imodzi yamagetsi yomwe idzakhala "yakufa" m'zaka 10, ndikhoza kukhala moyo wamtendere khumi ndi asanu.
3. Amakonda osuta!
Ndipo tingawadzudzule bwanji, ife amene takhala tikusuta m’moyo wathu? Chifukwa chake tidapanga tsamba lotchedwa adopteunsmoker.com. Pa nthawi iliyonse yokumana ndi munthu wosuta, timakupatsirani chubu la mankhwala otsukira mano, chotsitsimutsa mpweya, chowotcha kamodzi kokha, mapiritsi awiri a viagra (soft limb syndrome chifukwa cha kuchepa kwa mitsempha ya magazi) ndi chaka chimodzi. kulembetsa ku Modes & Travaux kuti mudzaze madzulo anu.
4. Awongoka m’nsapato zawo!
Inde inde, lingaliro ili likugwirizana ndi zomwe zafotokozedwa m'ma demokalase achitsanzo monga China, Pakistan, USA, India, Thailand ndi Qatar zomwe zonse zimapondereza kuphulika, nthawi zina pang'ono, nthawi zina zambiri. Ndithudi, iwo ayenera kukhala olondola. Izi zinati, ife, phokoso la nsapato ...
5. Kupuma ndi koopsa
Ndudu yamadzi yamagetsi imakhala ndi mafuta opangira rocket, ndi nitroglycerin yamasamba! Ndizoyipa! Kodi sizili choncho bwanji? Ndi chimodzimodzi… Ndiyeno, ndi fungo lawo la polonium ndi uranium 235, sitikudziwa zotsatira za nthawi yaitali pa thupi. Ndipo zowonjezera, hu? Sucralose akadali bwino ku cola, sichoncho?
6. The Gateway Effect (kuyang'ana chombo chotayika)
Zodziwika bwino komanso zotsimikiziridwa nthawi zambiri ndi maphunziro osapezeka, izi zimakankhira ang'ono kwambiri kuti apitirize kusuta!
Pamene kale zinali zophweka, tinachoka ku koleji, tinapita kwa fodya, tinagula paketi ya ndudu pamodzi ndikugudubuza, nkhuku yanga! Vape ndizovuta, zimasokoneza chilichonse!
7. Kupuma kumanunkha!
Mumadutsa pafupi ndi vaper mutakhala pabwalo lazakudya ndipo mumamva fungo la malo abwino, pakati pa maswiti a thonje, maswiti aapulo ndi popcorn… Zowopsa bwanji!
Kodi mungayamikire bwanji pambuyo pake fungo losakhwima la carbon monoxide kuchokera ku utsi wagalimoto, zonunkhiritsa zaumulungu za mkhwapa wotopa mu metro pa 18 koloko masana ndi fungo lanthaka la phulusa lozizira m’bandakucha?
8. Sitikudziwa komwe akuchokera...
Malinga ndi WHO, yomwe ingakhale yolimba mtima kuyitcha bungwe lachiwembu, vaping ndi chida chowononga anthu ambiri chopangidwa ndi a Reptilians ndikufalitsidwa ndi Illuminati.
Pansi pa chovalacho, umboni ukufalikira kale wokhudza kukhudzidwa kwa atsogoleri ena andale padziko lonse lapansi. (gwero : The Gorafi)
9. VAPER AMAPHA!
Malinga ndi kusanthula kwachiwerengero komwe kudasindikizidwa mu Magazini a Scrooge, oposa 3 mwa 2 ma vaper sakanakwanitsa zaka 114 ali ndi thanzi langwiro. Cholakwika ndi kukhalapo kwa mpweya mu ma atomizer, kusayendetsa bwino komwe kuyenera kuchitidwa.
Kafukufuku BIM/BAM/BOOM chenjezo: 100% ya anthu omwe anamwalira amavomereza kuti adakhala ndi vaped kamodzi m'moyo wawo.
10. Kupuma? chuma zamkhutu!
Zamadzimadzi za vape ndi zamafuta komanso zamasamba. Chifukwa chake ali ndi udindo pakutsika kwamitengo yamafuta pano. Kuphatikiza apo, popeza nthawi zina amatha kuluma pakhosi pang'ono, akuti amakhala ndi mpiru wambiri, zomwe zingafotokozere kuchepa kwamafuta m'masitolo akuluakulu.
Zowonjezereka kwambiri, zotsutsana zomwe zimaponyedwa mu zinyalala, zomwe zimagwiritsidwa ntchito mu vape, zingakhale chifukwa cha kuphulika kwa madzi pansi pa madzi a bomba la mpweya wa Nord Stream 2. Zomwe zinapanga, kuwonjezera pa tsoka lachilengedwe, kusowa kwa gasi ku Ulaya konse.
11. E-ndudu ndi zoyipa pakhungu
Kugwiritsa ntchito kwambiri masamba a glycerin, vape imalepheretsa kuperekedwa kwa makampani omwe ali m'gawo lazodzikongoletsera la mankhwalawa. Izi zimadzetsa nthawi yobereka yotalikirapo komanso zotsatira zoyipa za dermatological kwa ogwiritsa ntchito shampu ndi shawa.
Federal Association of Swiss Establishments of Soap for the Epidermis (AFESSE) idapereka madandaulo motsutsana ndi X chifukwa cha mpikisano wopanda chilungamo.
12. Mphamvu yamphamvu yamaganizidwe!
Vaping imakupatsirani kusungulumwa kwakukulu. Choyamba, muyenera kuthera nthawi yanu pofotokozera anthu ubwino wathanzi ndiyeno, vaper sangathenso kusangalala ndi madzulo amvula ndi -10 ° ndi anzake omwe amasuta fodya pamsewu wa café kapena discotheque.
Nambala yaulere Alert Solitude Vapoteur (0800-000-989) idakhazikitsidwa ndi Unduna wa Zaumoyo.
12. Vape ikufalikira!
Kuchuluka kwa ma vapers kumawonjezeka pamene chiwerengero cha osuta chikuchepa! Ndi mliri wofanana ndi mliri womwe umapangitsa kuti pakhale mantha azama TV komanso zomwe zimapangitsa kuti makampani a Funeral Director achepe, kusalingana kwa maakaunti a Social Security komanso kuthetsedwa kwa zisindikizo za njovu ku South Pole. . ASTRA-ZANEPA ikugwira ntchito yopanga katemera yemwe apezeka posachedwa.
12. Kusuta ndikosangalatsa, ndikosangalatsa!
Ndi zophweka kusonyeza. Yul Brynner anali kusuta. Steve McQueen anali kusuta. Alain Bashung, Johnny Hallyday, Anemone, Ticky Holgado, Joe Coker, Jacques Brel *… Izi zikuyambitsa zochitika, sichoncho? Nditchule nyenyezi ndani vape? Chani, Leo DiCaprio ? Sindikudziwa…
12. Vapers amadziwa zinthu zomwe sitidziwa!
Amadziwa zomwe amavala, amadziwa kuti sizipha aliyense, amadziwa kuti ndi liti pamene mungathe kuyendayenda pamalo a anthu, amadziwa mawu a esoteric chemistry, ena amadziwa ngakhale lamulo la Ohm! Gulu labwino kwambiri lazachabechabe, mukandifunsa!
Zikomo kachiwiri kwa Topito neri à Jeannou chifukwa chotiseketsa. Kumbukirani, kusuta kumapulumutsa miyoyo tsiku lililonse, kusuta kumapha. Ngati mukufuna zambiri, adilesi imodzi yokha: https://www.jesuisvapoteur.org/ .
*: Anthu onsewa mwatsoka anamwalira ndi khansa ya m’mapapo chifukwa cha kusuta.
