Dambudziko rezvipfeko zveyero, nguva yekupedzisira yesarudzo dzeEurope ... Mutungamiri weRepublic, Emmanuel Macron zvinoita kunge zvinoda kuzorora. Parizvino aripo zvakanyanya panhau, akatorwa mifananidzo aine e-fodya muruoko rwake. Maererano nemashoko akataurwa nepepanhau Le Fourbi Lozérois", mutungamiri wenyika anganzwa aine chikwereti kuindasitiri yevape uye anga ave kuda kupa mirairo yekuita kuti mitemo yeEurope iparare.
» HAPANA CHEKUROVA KUBVA KUEUROPA, TPD IRI PERLIMPINPIN POWDER! «
Hatina kukwanisa kutanga vhiki zviri nani pane nenhau dzinoshamisa idzi! Zvisinei nekutaura kwakawanda kunopesana nemhepo yeGurukota rehutano, Agnès Buzyn, Mutungamiri weFrench Republic akaratidza kuvimba mune ramangwana refodya muEuropean Union.
Press chipangamazano kuÉlysée kubva kusarudzwa kwaEmmanuel Macron, Sibeth Ndiaye akapinda muhurumende neSvondo. Pakupindira kwake kwekutanga semutauriri, anosimbisa mamiriro ehutano hwemutungamiri wenyika:
« Masvondo mashoma apfuura, munhu wese ainzwa kuti aneta uye apererwa… Vaitomufungira kuti aiputa fodya pachivande nemumwe musikana… Agnès Buzyn ari muhofisi make! Asi munguva pfupi yapfuura akatendeuka kuita vaping uye zvese zviri nani! Manu anotofinhikana... Anoswera achiita manomano uye anotoronga kunyoresa kumakwikwi parwendo rwake rwunotevera kuUnited States.".
Panguva yehurukuro naEmmanuel Macron nepepanhau " Le Fourbi Lozérois anonzi akati: Hapana chekurova kubva kuEurope, iyo mirau, iyo TPD yakatsamwa! Gneugneu (Agnès Buzyn anoita seari) anoramba achindiudza kuti hapana zvidzidzo zvevaping, izvo zvatichaona mumakore makumi matatu ... Somwana wemweya wemukurumbira Herbert A. Gilbert, handigoni kurega rudzi rwakadaro rwemashoko. pfuura! Yave nguva yekuti France ichinje mutemo wayo wehutano uye ini ndiri kutofunga kugadzira shumiro yekudzikisa njodzi".
Iyi ishanduko chaiyo iri kuuya kubva pakuona kwekudzikisa njodzi muFrance! Zvinoenderana neruzivo rwedu, tichiona President vaping, Minister of the Interior, Christopher Castaner ingadai yakatsemuka. Chigadziro chake chitsva chakagadzirwa na Tonfa Bluevape ingasanganisira chubhu mod yakagadzirwa mu50% Titanium / 50% Kevlar musanganiswa uye dhivha yemakwikwi. Yakakwana yekuputira uye kuzvidzivirira iwe panguva yekuteedzera mutemo mishoni!
Ichi chinyorwa chinosekesa uye chekunyomba chakarongerwa Kubvumbi 1st. Hazviratidzi chokwadi. April Fool!
