Mazuva mashoma apfuura, vatinoshanda navo vanoremekedzwa kubva Topito akativaraidza nekuburitsa " Pamusoro 15 zvikonzero zvekuvenga e-fodya "vanoputa"“. Tinoda kutenda Jeannou, Honorary Topiteur, Nyanzvi mune Hunyanzvi, Mutungamiriri we
gwara uye chiremba honoris causa, nekunangisa chionioni cheiyi midhiya ine mukurumbira pa… mararamiro edu.
Kunze kweidi rokuti takanga tichiseka tichiverenga ichi chinyorwa chakaisvonaka uye kuti, kupfurikidza nokuva vakanaka zvapachokwadi, dzimwe nguva taizviziva timene mune mamwe mamiriro ezvinhu adudzwa, zvairatidzika kuva zvisina kufanira kwatiri kusatsiva. Muhushamwari hwese, hongu uye nekuedza, nemaitiro edu mashoma ecerebral evapers, kugara mune imwechete ironic toni.
BOOM… YEDU TOP 15 IYO TOPITO KO!
Zvingave nyore kuti ugadzikane pane izvi " Top 15 "zvakarongwa nevamwe vedu vecomedian ve" Topito“. Nekudaro isu tichaita zvirinani pane izvo nekutaura chaiyo uppercut kuchiropa cheanopikisa wedu wemazuva ano. Iyo gauntlet yakandwa pasi, sarudzo yezvombo ndeyedu uye heino mhinduro yedu:
- TOP 15 zvikonzero zvekusavenga vanovenga fodya yemagetsi. -
1. Vakarurama!
Dai munhu wese aifarira vaping, paizove nekuwedzera kukuru kwekushandisa izvo zvaizokonzera kushomeka nekukurumidza uye isu hatichakwanisa kuwana zvinwiwa zvedu zvinodhura. sitirobheri/mbudzi chizi, maatomizer edu atinoda anoratidzika semarambi muMarshall amp uye mabhokisi edu ayo anoshanda zvakanyanya muchiitiko che ad hominem kurwisa.
Saka zvakafanira kuti varambe vachitivenga kuti tigone kuvharika murunyararo.
2. Dzakasvibira!
Ehe hongu! Isu tinoshandisa lithium-ion mabhatiri mumidziyo yedu uye munhu wese anoziva kuti haina kunaka kupasi!
Zvakanaka, akafanana chaizvo neaya a Tesla Model S asi hey, hezvo, ndeye ecology, haina kufanana zvachose! Uye zvakare, nemabhatiri emota imwe yemagetsi iyo ichave "yakafa" mumakore gumi, ndaigona kurarama hupenyu hune rugare.
3. Vanoda vanosvuta!
Uye tingavapa mhosva sei, isu tose tave tichiputa mukati mehupenyu hwedu? Saka takagadzira saiti inonzi adopteunsmoker.com. Pakugadzwa kwega kwega nemunhu anoputa, tinokupa chubhu yemushonga wemazino, mhepo inofefetera, imwe chete-shandisa defibrillator kana zvikaitika, mahwendefa maviri eviagra (soft limb syndrome nekuda kwekutetepa kwetsinga) uye gore rimwe chete. kunyorera kuModes & Travaux kuzadza manheru ako.
4. Vakananga mubhutu!
Hongu hongu, maonero aya anofambirana neanoratidzwa mune zvemuenzaniso mademokrasi akadai seChina, Pakistan, USA, India, Thailand neQatar izvo zvese zvinodzvinyirira vaping, dzimwe nguva zvishoma, dzimwe nguva zvakanyanya. Chokwadi, dzinofanira kuva dzakarurama. Izvo zvakati, isu, ruzha rwebhutsu ...
5. Vaping ine ngozi
Mudziyo wefodya wemagetsi une propellant, iri rocket fuel, uye muriwo nitroglycerin! Zvinotyisa ! Hazvisi izvo chaizvo? Zvakangofanana… Uyezve, nekunhuhwirira kwavo kwepolonium uye uranium 235, hatizive mhedzisiro yenguva refu pamuviri. Uye izvo zvinowedzera, huh? Sucralose ichiri nani mucola, handiti?
6. The Gateway Effect (kutsvaka areka yakarasika)
Zvinonyatsozivikanwa uye zvinopupurirwa kakawanda nezvidzidzo zvisingawanikwe, izvi zvinosundira mudiki anovhaira kuti aenderere mberi nefodya!
Panguva yakare, zvakanga zvichiri nyore, takabva kukoreji, takaenda kumushonga wefodya, takatenga pakiti yefodya pamwe chete ndokukunguruka, huku yangu! Iyo vape inoyamwa, inoomesa zvese!
7. Vaping inonhuwa!
Unopfuura pedyo nevhavha yakagara panzvimbo yekudyira uye inonhuwirira sepa fairground stand, pakati pedonje candy, candy apple nemapopcorn… Zvinotyisa sei!
Nzira yekutenda sei mushure mezvo kunhuhwirira kwakapfava kwekabhoni monoxide kubva kumagetsi emotokari, mapefiyumu ehumwari emahapwa akaneta mumetro na18 p.m. uye kunhuhwirira kwepasi kweashtray inotonhora mangwanani-ngwanani?
8. Hatizivi kwazvinobva...
Sekureva kweWHO, iyo ingave yakashinga kudaidza sangano rekurangana, vaping chombo chekuparadza kukuru chakagadzirwa neReptilians uye chakagoverwa neIlluminati.
Pasi pejasi iri, humbowo hwave kutotenderera hwekuda kubatanidzwa kwevamwe vatungamiri vezvematongerwo enyika vepasi rose. (mabviro : The Gorafi)
9. VAPER INOURAYA!
Zvinoenderana nenhamba yekuongorora yakaburitswa mu Magazini yeScrooge, anopfuura matatu kubva pa3 mavhapesi aisazosvika nduramo yemakore 2 muhutano hwakakwana. Mhosva iri pakuvapo kwemhepo mumaatomizer, kusatarisira zvakanaka kunofanira kutorwa.
Ongororo BIM/BAM/BOOM chenjedzo: 100% yevanhu vakafa vanobvuma kuve vaped kamwechete muhupenyu hwavo.
10. Vaping? economic nonsense!
Zvinwiwa zvevape zvine mafuta uye zvemuriwo. Naizvozvo ivo ndivo vane mhosva yekukwira kwemitengo yemafuta ikozvino. Mukuwedzera, sezvavanogona dzimwe nguva kuruma huro zvishoma, inofungidzirwa kuti ine mustard yakawanda, iyo inogona kutsanangura kushayikwa kwemazuva ano kwekondiment muzvitoro zvikuru.
Zvimwe zvakakomba, zvipikiso zvakakandwa mumarara, zvakashandiswa muvape, zvingava chikonzero chakananga chekuputika kwepasi pemvura yepombi yegesi yeNord Stream 2. Izvo zvakagadzira, kuwedzera kune njodzi yezvisikwa, kushomeka kwegesi muEurope yose.
11. E-fodya yakaipa paganda
Kunyanya kushandisa yemiriwo glycerin, iyo vape inodzivirira kupihwa kumakambani ari muchikamu chezvizoro cheiyi kemikari. Izvi zvinotungamira kune nguva refu yekutumira uye yakakomba dermatological mhedzisiro yeshampoo uye ekugeza gel vashandisi.
Federal Association yeSwiss Establishments of Soap for the Epidermis (AFESSE) yakamhan'arira X nekuda kwemakwikwi asina kunaka.
12. Mhedzisiro yakasimba yepfungwa!
Vaping inofumura iwe kusurukirwa kukuru. Kutanga, iwe unofanirwa kushandisa nguva yako uchitsanangurira vanhu nezvehutano hunowanikwa uyezve, vaper haichakwanise kunakidzwa nemanheru ekunaya kwemvura ne -10 ° neshamwari dzake dzinoputa padivi pekofi kana discotheque.
Nhamba yemahara Alert Solitude Vapoteur (0800-000-989) yakavambwa nebazi rezvehutano.
12. Vape iri kupararira!
Huwandu hwemavhavha hunowedzera sezvo huwandu hwevanoputa hunodzikira! Kutapurirana kunofananidzwa nedenda rinokonzeresa kutya kwenhau uye zvinokonzeresa kudzikiswa kwekuchinja kwemakambani eFuneral Directors, kusaenzana kwemaakaundi eSocial Security uye kupedzwa kwezvisimbiso zvenzou kuSouth Pole. . ASTRA-ZANEPA iri kushanda pajekiseni rekudzivirira richawanikwa munguva pfupi iri kutevera.
12. Kusvuta kunonakidza, kune hype!
Zviri nyore kuratidza. Yul Brynner akanga achiputa. Steve McQueen akanga achiputa. Alain Bashung, Johnny Hallyday, Anemone, Ticky Holgado, Joe Coker, Jacques Brel *… Ndizvo zvinogadzira chiitiko, handiti? Nditumidze nyeredzi ndiani vape? Chii, Leo DiCaprio ? Hatizivi…
12. Vapers vanoziva zvinhu zvatisingazive!
Ivo vanoziva zvavari vape, vanoziva kuti hazviuraye chero munhu, vanoziva kupi uye rini paunogona vape munzvimbo yeruzhinji, vanoziva esoteric chemistry mazwi, vamwe vanotoziva mutemo waOhm! Boka rakanaka revanyori, kana iwe ukandibvunza!
Ndatenda zvakare ku Topito and à Jeannou nokutiita kuti tiseke. Rangarira, kuputa kunoponesa hupenyu mazuva ese, kuputa kunouraya. Kana iwe uchida ruzivo rwakasimba, kero imwe chete: https://www.jesuisvapoteur.org/ .
*: Vanhu vese ava zvinosuwisa kuti vakafa nekenza yemapapu nekuda kwekuputa fodya.
