Ezinsukwini ezimbalwa ezedlule, ozakwethu abahlonishwa kakhulu abavela I-Topito usijabulise ngokukhulula i-“ Izizathu eziyi-15 eziphezulu zokuzonda “ababhemayo” be-e-cigarette“. Sithanda ukubonga UJeannou, Honorary Topiteur, Ingcweti Yezobungcweti, uMqondisi we
isiqondiso kanye nodokotela u-hononis causa, ngokuqondisa isibuko salokhu kusakazwa kwezindaba ezivelele kule… indlela yethu yokuphila ethile.
Ngaphandle kweqiniso lokuthi siye sahleka sifunda lesi sihloko esihle kakhulu nokuthi, ngokungenzeleli ngobuqotho, ngezinye izikhathi sasizibona ezimweni ezithile ezishiwo, kwakubonakala kungqubuzana kithi ukuba singaziphindiseleli. Kubo bonke ubungane, vele futhi sizama, ngezindlela zethu ezincane ze-cerebral zama-vapers, ukuhlala ezwini elifanayo eliyindida.
BOOM… OKUPHEZULU KWETHU 15 LEZO TOPITO KO!
Kungaba lula ukujwayela ukuhleka lokhu " Top 15 "ihlongozwe osomahlaya esikanye nabo" I-Topito“. Kodwa-ke sizokwenza kangcono kakhulu kunalokho ngokukhuluma ngesibindi somphikisi wethu wosuku. I-gauntlet iphonswe phansi, ukukhetha kwezikhali kungokwethu futhi nansi impendulo yethu:
- Izizathu eziyi-15 eziyisi-TOP zokungazondi abazonda ugwayi we-elekthronikhi. -
1. Baqinisile!
Ukube wonke umuntu ebethanda i-vaping, bekungaba nokwenyuka okukhulu kokusetshenziswa okungaholela ekushodeni okusheshayo futhi besingeke sisakwazi ukuthola uketshezi lwethu olubizayo. i-strawberry / ushizi wembuzi, ama-athomu esiwathandayo afana nezibani ku-Marshall amp kanye namabhokisi ethu asebenziseka kakhulu uma kwenzeka ukuhlaselwa kwe-ad hominem.
Ngakho-ke kuyadingeka ukuthi baqhubeke nokusizonda ukuze sikwazi uku-vape ngokuthula.
2. Ziluhlaza!
Eh yebo! Sisebenzisa amabhethri e-lithium-ion kumadivayisi wethu futhi wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi ayilungele iplanethi!
Awu, zifana ncamashí nalezo zika a I-Tesla Model S but hey, there, it's ecology, akufani nhlobo! Futhi-ke, ngamabhethri emoto eyodwa kagesi "ezobe "ifile" eminyakeni eyi-10, ngingaphila impilo enokuthula eyishumi nanhlanu.
3. Bathanda ababhemayo!
Futhi singabasola kanjani, thina esike saba ababhemayo phakathi nokuphila kwethu? Ngakho-ke sidale indawo ebizwa ngokuthi adopteunsmoker.com. Esikhathini ngasinye sokuhlangana nomuntu obhemayo, sikuhlinzeka ngeshubhu lokuxubha amazinyo, okokuhlanza umoya, i-defibrillator esetshenziswa kanye uma kwenzeka, amaphilisi amabili e-viagra (i-soft limb syndrome ngenxa yokuncipha kwemithambo yegazi) kanye nonyaka owodwa. okubhaliselwe ku-Modes & Travaux ukuze ugcwalise ubusuku bakho.
4. Baqonde emabhuthini abo!
Yebo yebo, lo mbono uhambisana nalowo ovezwe emibusweni yentando yeningi eyisibonelo njengeChina, iPakistan, i-USA, i-India, iThailand kanye neQatar bonke abacindezela ukuvuthwa, kwesinye isikhathi kancane, kwesinye isikhathi kakhulu. Yebo, kumelwe ukuba baqinisile. Lokho kusho, thina, umsindo wamabhuzu ...
5. I-Vaping iyingozi
Uketshezi lukagwayi we-elekthronikhi luqukethe i-propellant, okungamafutha e-rocket, ne-nitroglycerin yemifino! Kubi ! Akunjalo ngempela? Kuyafana noma kunjalo… Bese-ke, ngamaphunga azo e-polonium ne-uranium 235, asiyazi imiphumela yesikhathi eside emzimbeni. Futhi izithasiselo, huh? I-Sucralose isengcono ku-cola, akunjalo?
6. I-Gateway Effect (efuna umkhumbi olahlekile)
Waziwa kakhulu futhi wafakazelwa izikhathi eziningi ngezifundo ezingatholakali, lo mphumela uphusha omncane kunabo bonke aba-vape ukuthi baqhubeke nogwayi!
Emandulo kwakuselula, saphuma ekolishi, saya kogwayi, sathenga iphakethe likagwayi kanyekanye futhi siginqa, isikhukhukazi sami! I-vape iyabheda, ihlanganisa yonke into!
7. I-Vaping iyanuka!
Udlula eduze kwe-vaper ehlezi endaweni yokudlela futhi inuka njengesitendi esisegcekeni, phakathi kukaswidi kakotini, i-apula likaswidi namaphophukhoni… Yeka ukuthi kubi kangakanani!
Ungalijabulela kanjani ngemva kwalokho iphunga elithambile le-carbon monoxide eliphuma emshinini wokukhipha umoya wezimoto, amakha angcwele amakhwapha akhathele ku-metro ngo-18:XNUMX kanye nephunga elinjalo lomhlaba lesitsha somlotha esibandayo ekuseni ngovivi?
8. Asazi ukuthi ivelaphi...
Ngokusho kwe-WHO, okungaba nesibindi sokuyibiza ngenhlangano eyakha uzungu, i-vaping iyisikhali sokubhubhisa esikhulu esasungulwa amaReptilians futhi sisatshalaliswa yi-Illuminati.
Ngaphansi kwengubo, ubufakazi bukhona kakade mayelana nokubandakanyeka okungenzeka kwabadlali abahamba phambili bezombusazwe bamazwe ngamazwe. (Umthombo : I-Gorafi)
9. IVAPER IYABULALA!
Ngokohlaziyo lwezibalo olushicilelwe ku Scrooge Magazine, ama-vaper angaphezu kwama-3 kwangu-2 abengeke afinyelele iminyaka elindeleke yokuphila yeminyaka engu-114 enempilo ephelele. Iphutha lilele ukuba khona komoya kuma-athomu, ukungaphathwa kahle okufanele kuthathwe izinyathelo.
Inhlolovo BIM/BAM/BOOM Isexwayiso: I-100% yabantu abashonile iyavuma ukuthi i-vaped okungenani kanye empilweni yabo.
10. Ukuvuza? umbhedo wezomnotho!
Uketshezi lwe-vape lunamafutha futhi luvela kwimifino. Ngakho-ke yibona ababhekene nokwehla kwamandla emali kwamanje kawoyela. Ngaphezu kwalokho, njengoba ngezinye izikhathi bekwazi ukuhlaba umphimbo kancane, kulinganiselwa ukuthi aqukethe lwesinaphi ngobuningi, okungachaza ukushoda kwamanje kwe-condiment ezitolo ezinkulu.
Okubi nakakhulu, ukumelana nokulahlwa kudoti, okusetshenziswe ku-vape, kungaba imbangela eqondile yokuqhuma kwamanzi ngaphansi kwepayipi legesi le-Nord Stream 2. Okudale, ngaphezu kwenhlekelele yemvelo, ukushoda kwegesi kulo lonke elaseYurophu.
11. I-e-cigarettes ayilungile esikhumbeni
Isebenzisa kakhulu i-glycerin yemifino, i-vape ivimbela ukuhlinzekwa kwezinkampani ezisemkhakheni wezimonyo wale khemikhali. Lokhu kuholela ezikhathini ezinde zokulethwa kanye nemiphumela emibi kakhulu yesikhumba kubasebenzisi be-shampoo kanye nejeli yeshawa.
I-Federal Association of Swiss Establishments of Soap for the Epidermis (AFESSE) ifake isikhalazo ngokumelene no-X ngokuncintisana okungalungile.
12. Umthelela oqinile ongokwengqondo!
I-Vaping ikuveza isizungu esikhulu. Okokuqala, kufanele uchithe isikhathi sakho uchazela abantu ngenzuzo yezempilo bese, i-vaper ingasakwazi ukujabulela ngisho nokuhlwa kwemvula ngo -10 ° nabangane bayo ababhemayo eceleni komgwaqo wesitolo noma i-discotheque.
Inombolo yamahhala Isexwayiso Solitude Vapoteur (0800-000-989) yasungulwa nguMnyango Wezempilo.
12. I-vape iyasabalala!
Inani lama-vaper liyakhula njengoba inani lababhemayo lincipha! Kuyisifo esithathelwanayo esiqhathaniseka nobhubhane oludala ukwethuka kwabezindaba futhi okuholela ekwehlisweni kwenzuzo yezinkampani zabaqondisi bomngcwabo, ukungalingani kwama-akhawunti eSocial Security kanye nokuqedwa kwezimpawu zezindlovu eSouth Pole. . I-ASTRA-ZANEPA usebenza ngomuthi wokugoma ozotholakala maduze.
12. Ukubhema kuyathandeka, kuyahlekisa!
Kulula ukukhombisa. Yul Brynner wayebhema. USteve McQueen wayebhema. Alain Bashung, Johnny Hallyday, Anemone, Ticky Holgado, Joe Coker, Jacques Brel *… Lokho kwenza isimo, akunjalo? Ngiqambe inkanyezi evape? Ini, Leo DiCaprio ? Angazi...
12. Ama-Vapers azazi izinto esingazazi!
Bayayazi into abayivape, bayazi ukuthi ayibulali muntu, bayazi ukuthi ungavapa kuphi futhi nini endaweni yomphakathi, bayawazi amagama we-esoteric chemistry, abanye bayawazi nomthetho ka-Ohm! Inqwaba yama-snobs, uma ungibuza!
Siyabonga futhi ku I-Topito futhi UJeannou ngokusenza sihleke. Khumbula, i-vaping isindisa izimpilo nsuku zonke, ukubhema kuyabulala. Uma ufuna ulwazi oluqinile, ikheli elilodwa kuphela: https://www.jesuisvapoteur.org/ .
*: Bonke laba bantu ngeshwa babulawa umdlavuza wamaphaphu ngenxa yokubhema.
