Inkinga yamavesti aphuzi, kusondela umnqamulajuqu wokhetho lwaseYurophu... Umongameli weRiphabhulikhi, U-Emmanuel Macron kubonakala kudinga ukuphumula. Njengamanje ekhona kakhulu esigcawini sabezindaba, wathwetshulwa ephethe ugwayi we-e. Ngokwemininingwane eyethulwe yileli phephandaba Le Fourbi Lozérois", umongameli uzozizwa ekweleta imboni ye-vape futhi uzonikeza imiyalelo yokwenza imithetho yaseYurophu ishabalale.
» AKUKHO ONGAKWEHLULWA E-EUROPE, i-TPD IYIMPUVA YEPERLIMPINPIN! «
Ayikwazanga ukuqala isonto kangcono kunalezi zindaba ezimangazayo! Naphezu kwezinkulumo eziningi ezimelene nokufutheka kukaNgqongqoshe walo wezeMpilo, Agnes Buzyn, uMongameli wase-French Republic uzwakalise ukuqiniseka ngekusasa likagwayi e-European Union.
Umeluleki wabezindaba e-Élysée selokhu kwakhethwa u-Emmanuel Macron, Sibethe Ndiaye ungene kuhulumeni ngeSonto. Ngokungenelela kwakhe kokuqala njengomkhulumeli, ugqamisa isimo sezempilo sikamongameli:
« Emasontweni ambalwa edlule, wonke umuntu wayezizwa ekhathele futhi edangele… Baze bamsola nangokuthi ubhema ugwayi ngasese nenye intombazane… U-Agnès Buzyn ehhovisi lakhe! Kepha muva nje uguqukele ekubeni yi-vaping futhi konke sekungcono! UManu uze abe nesicefe... Uchitha usuku lwakhe enza amaqhinga futhi uhlela nokubhalisela imincintiswano phakathi nohambo lwakhe olulandelayo oluya e-United States.".
Ngesikhathi kuxoxwa no-Emmanuel Macron yiphephandaba " Le Fourbi Lozérois kuthiwa wathi: Akukho okudlula eYurophu, imithethonqubo, i-TPD idiniwe! UGneugneu (u-Agnès Buzyn ubonakala enguye) ulokhu engitshela ukuthi azikho izifundo ze-vaping, esizozibona eminyakeni engu-30... Njengengane yokomoya ka-Herbert A. Gilbert, angikwazi ukuvumela uhlobo lwesitatimende. dlula! Sekuyisikhathi sokuthi iFrance iguqule inqubomgomo yayo yezempilo futhi sengicabanga nokwakha inkonzo yokunciphisa ubungozi".
Lolu wushintsho lwangempela oluzayo ngokombono wokunciphisa ubungozi eFrance! Ngokwemininingwane yethu, ukubona uMongameli evuza, uNgqongqoshe Wezangaphakathi, UChristopher Castaner ngabe iqhekeke ngokushintshana. Ukusetha kwakhe okusha okwenziwe ngu I-Tonfa Bluevape izofaka i-tube mod eklanywe ngengxube engu-50% ye-Titanium / 50% ye-Kevlar kanye ne-dripper yokuncintisana. Ilungele ukufudumala nokuzivikela ngesikhathi sokusebenza komthetho!
Lesi sihloko esihlekisayo nesibhuqayo sihlongozwa umhlaka-1 Ephreli. Alibonisi neze iqiniso. April Fool!
